Culture QotW: Brussel Sprouts & Broccoli

What one common food item do you refuse to eat? 

Do you like steak and kidney?
No, absolutely not, Lord Sydney.

Would you eat it here or there?
Would you eat it anywhere?

I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere!
I do not like your steak and kidney
I will never-ever eat it, Lord Sydney.

What about on a kangaroo
When you see him at the zoo?

No, never on a kangaroo
I see at the zoo.
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere!
I do not like your steak and kidney
I will never-ever eat it, Lord Sydney.

What about with a koala?
I hear it makes them go quite ga-ga!

Not with a koala
Who's going quite ga-ga
Never on a kangaroo
I see at the zoo.
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere!
I do not like your steak and kidney
I will never-ever eat it, Lord Sydney.

Would you, could you
With a wombat?
If he eats it all
He'll get quite fat.

I would not, could not
With a wombat -
I do not care
If he gets quite fat
Nor with a koala
Who's going quite ga-ga
And never on a kangaroo
I see at the zoo.
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere!
I do not like your steak and kidney
I will never-ever eat it, Lord Sydney.

A lizard!  A lizard!
A lizard!  A lizard!
Could you, would you
With a lizard?

I would not, could not
With a lizard -
He would have to
Be a wizard!
I would not, could not
With a wombat -
I do not care
If he gets quite fat
Nor with a koala
Who's going quite ga-ga
And never on a kangaroo
I see at the zoo.
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere!
I do not like your steak and kidney
I will never-ever eat it, Lord Sydney.

Say!  In the park!  Here in the park!
Could you, would you in the park?

Not in the park
Even for a lark,
Or with a lizard
Unless he were a wizard!
I would not, could not
With a wombat -
I do not care
If he gets quite fat
Nor with a koala
Who's going quite ga-ga
And never on a kangaroo
I see at the zoo.
I will not eat it here or there
I will not eat it anywhere!
I do not like your steak and kidney
I will never-ever eat it, Lord Sydney.

You do not like my steak and kidney?
You would not eat them for Lord Sydney?

I do not like your steak and kidney
I would rather feed it to a pygmy!

You do not like it.
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.

Lord Sydney!
If you will let me be, I will try it.
You will see.

*Technicolour hurl*

Say ...
I just found out I like the taste of vomit ...
But Lord Sydney, can you go and fetch me the Comet?